i am a terrible invalid. i do not function well being sick [who does, really?].
i spent the better part of yesterday keeled over repeating, “jesus, jesus, jesus”, half-hoping to receive some sort of magical healing in the process.
food poisoning will do that to you.
for those hours yesterday, going to the afterlife didn’t sound so bad.
thankfully, i feel much better now – though i am still lethargic and not really hungry. perhaps some good will come out of this experience and i’ll be a few pounds lighter when i hop on the scale this weekend [one can hope].